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About Me Member Lurker Charlie Kröten16/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 11 Months
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Say no to the Truman Show.

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My name is Charles Æcolyte Kröten. This is not my real name, but you certainly don't need to know that unless you want to abduct me. I live in Connecticut, but not the Connecticut you have probably heard of. When I'm drawing or listening to music, please don't bother me with trivial things like trying to talk to me, and don't call me an "artiste" unless we're speaking French. I will follow this up with a bunch of my favorite quotations, which I will not cite.

"All of our moderators are hermaphrodites."

"You should know, some people think it's cool to throw buckets of fake blood on you while you are walking out of Burlington Coat Factory."

"I can't say what I want to, even if I'm not serious."

"I will do SCIENCE to it."

"I told you guys a million times to stop exaggerating."

"I'd rather be dead than cool."

"I've heard cats play louder than that."

"...to intimidate my subordinates."

"Some words shouldn't be gangstarized. Like Autumn. Autizzumn? No."

"I who speak to you am he."

"You guys are like...annoying...toads."
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Journal Entry: Fri Nov 20, 2009, 11:05 PM
And be looking at what I made.
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It's for school. Unfortunately every time I tried to upload it to my own account it took eight hours and the end result was nothing but five minutes of blank screen. So I had some assistance there. The audio quality is less than tolerable, but you know, Youtube is run by villains, etc. I hope to outdo myself next quarter with my project on human evolution: the advance of a species. If they let me do that.

And I feel I may be deteriorating mentally. And I walked into a wall the other day, and I went to school in my pajamas, and on the whole I've been openly unproductive. And momentary happiness equals retrospective dissatisfaction. And I have eaten butterflies;

But I am having good times, you know. It is time to be beholding the magnificent royal feet. Bad, but good.

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  • Mood: Terror
  • Listening to: Karnivool
  • Reading: Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
  • Watching: King Julien
  • Playing: Krill
  • Eating: Ketchup
  • Drinking: K...uhh...
Skin by ˘mindfuckx

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Konnektikut
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Giant, so I can walk around like a gangsta, keeping my pants up only by holding them at the crotch.
  • Print preference: ...you first...
  • Interests: Brains, arts, ghosts, literature, paradoxes, ancient Greek philosophy and geometry, eavesdropping
  • Favourite movie: Freaks,NightmareBeforeChristmas,OfficeSpace,SweeneyTodd,HolyGrail, CorpseBride,CountOlaf
  • Favourite band or musician: PinkFloyd,Tool,MidnightSyndicate,SmashingPumpkins,Nirvana, FairToMidland,Karnivool,Peach,REM
  • Favourite genre of music: <Hey, I wasn't done: APerfectCircle, Primus, TheBeatles>Alt rock, Art rock, Celtic
  • Favourite artist: BrettHelquist,TimBurton,ShelSilverstein,DaVinci, ThuropVanOrman,AlexGrey,AlanLee,AdamJones,Escher
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allan Poe, Lois Lowry, Kurt Vonnegut Jr, Lemony Snicket, Neil Gaiman, The Oscar Wilde
  • Favourite photographer: Any tourist in Disney World because that place is trippy.
  • Favourite style of art: Actually, most art I don't like. I mean, if this site is a composite average of all art...
  • Operating System: Standard American Emergency Room System
  • MP3 player of choice: Zen Mosaic
  • Shell of choice: Magic ice cream shell. Duh.
  • Wallpaper of choice: It's covered in working eyes, which open only when a shadow passes over them.
  • Skin of choice: The kind that sticks to SuperHappyFunBall.
  • Favourite game: Halloween
  • Favourite gaming platform: Chessboard
  • Favourite cartoon character: Dr. Barber, King Julien
  • Personal Quote: "People who live in glass houses shouldn't kill birds."
  • Tools of the Trade: Wood, ivory, brains
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:iconfightinggenerica:
*fightinggenerica Nov 1, 2009, 11:46:51 AM
Watched.

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"If everybody else was jumping off a cliff, I'd do it too, and then I would laugh at the guys who forgot their parachutes."
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~GingerbreadAlumnus Nov 2, 2009, 2:17:09 AM
You know what I love is a basket of kittens. Something about, when a basket of kittens is portrayed...it's just a wonderful thing to see. And I hope this inspires you to leave your computer and go purchase or otherwise procure a basket of kittens for your enjoyment.

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:iconfightinggenerica:
*fightinggenerica Nov 2, 2009, 6:22:14 AM
May I hang one of the aforementioned kittens from a branch and photograph said dangerous predicament to put the caption "Hang in there!" underneath in big cutesy letters?

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"If everybody else was jumping off a cliff, I'd do it too, and then I would laugh at the guys who forgot their parachutes."
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~GingerbreadAlumnus Nov 3, 2009, 1:08:27 AM
Uhum...medenm...if...if you want to...?

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~reverseXthisXcurse Oct 27, 2009, 6:40:01 PM
I just noticed your kick ass quote.

I will do science to it. Nice Codak reference.

I want a shirt with that on it.

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"Imagine how beautiful you are in the eyes of each of your lovers, and how entirely different. "
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~GingerbreadAlumnus Oct 27, 2009, 8:41:50 PM
I believe there is a blue one.

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~reverseXthisXcurse Oct 28, 2009, 6:05:03 PM
I saw. I want to buy it, but I'm poor.

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"Imagine how beautiful you are in the eyes of each of your lovers, and how entirely different. "
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~darma01 Oct 26, 2009, 10:31:20 PM
go ahead... make fun... enjoy.

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The glass is half full...
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~GingerbreadAlumnus Oct 27, 2009, 11:58:58 AM
Okelly dokelly.

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~PsychedelicOctopuss Oct 14, 2009, 4:55:08 AM
it's been way too long
I miss you bag...
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