I hate to say this, but just so you know, I'm making fun of pretty much every single one of you inside my head, all the time. And if you comment asking if this includes you and it does, I will lie. And if it doesn't, I will tell the truth. So asking is pretty pointless.
And I'm not discriminatory against any one group of people, or of artists or anything, I'm discriminatory against pretty much everybody just because none of you are exactly like me. And I'm discriminatory against myself, too. It doesn't mean I only pretend to like you, or anything like that, because everybody has their flaws, I'd just like all of you to know that chances are, I'm making fun of yours inside my head. So here's proof that honesty is not the best policy, because if I've done my job here all of you should be at least a little unsettled, unless of course you really don't care about your relationship with me, which is perfectly understandable, or if you don't care that I'm making fun of you, in which case I will make fun of that. Anyway, I guess it's good for you guys to know I'm a closed-minded jerk, as open-minded as I may be, and I'm whatever the opposite of upfront is, too. And if you're offended by this, I suppose you should be, because that's common sense, and I know I would be, but don't be, because I'm just unveiling a side of human nature that everybody already knew was there.

I love you guys. Except not most of you.